Because safety

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/06/2014 at 15:59 • Filed to: None

Because Volvo.

DISCUSSION (13)

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
12/06/2014 at 16:16

Kinja'd!!!

Wuh?? Did I just hit a cotton ball?

orcim > My citroen won't start
12/06/2014 at 16:41

That's been going on for a while. I remember my dad rear ending a bug in his 240 sedan that had pulled out right in front of him. The hood collapsed, the drivetrain and engine went down under the passenger compartment, the wheels came off, etc. Not a single window was broken in the passenger cage, it all looked normal from the inside (except that the steering wheel spun free.) Dad was totally fine.

The bug, not so good. The engine ended up in the front passenger seat (lucky for the driver) with multiple injuries for the driver. Nothing was the same for that car, it was completely deformed.

Telumektar > My citroen won't start
12/06/2014 at 16:50

Becuase Lifan

Kinja'd!!!

Dat steering wheel action.

My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
12/06/2014 at 18:27

That's his own damn fault, look at all that smoke, I bet he was high.

My citroen won't start > orcim
12/06/2014 at 18:29

Same thing happened to a family member of mine, but he was in a Saab 9000 and the other guy in a Fiat 500, poor thing got destroyed in some alpine road.

My citroen won't start > Telumektar
12/06/2014 at 18:29

And to believe people actually bought that, and not in small numbers.

Telumektar > My citroen won't start
12/06/2014 at 18:56

I've seen hundreds of those, they even look flimsy.

They sold like ice cream, in spite of being shit... and they are not even that cheap!

My citroen won't start > Telumektar
12/06/2014 at 18:59

Same here, I've seen loads and I got inside one once, what an awful thing. You're in Uruguay right? Do they sell JACs there?